Fellow TWAHTs,
It is with great pleasure and gentle rubbing of our collective Gspots that I request your involvement in ...........the 10 Greatest TWAHT moments in history. The list will be compiled by my fellow hair pies, and be released at the Thanksgiving Day Banquet. (Somewhere between the grill and the Andros shrimp cocktail platter.)
I will kick it off with the last nights mention.....Andros going toe to toe with the Hockey Shiekh (what the f-ck where you thinking??) around 2004?
Do not be a beef curtain, or a cameltoe. Post your entry.....
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Our onetime goaltender Kris is caught stealing money from the police locker room and getting caught
Weber-Monseuir...
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james falling from table onto his head twice, and drinkin in the lot until 6am while high school kids parents drove over our pile of beer cans
Anytime DeRosa yells "C'mon skate..you bunch of F&^%in cones!!!"
Gumby getting stoned and never showing up again after that night.
Forcing the kids from the Trumbull High hockey team, who stole my 30 pack (forcing us to go without beer that night), serve every T.W.A.H.T., beer in the locker room the next week wearing blonde wigs, red lipstick and nothing but a tight mini-skirt, in order to keep me from telling thier parents that they stole the beer. (Their parents found out anyway) Ha Ha Ha
Beccaria laying out O'Rourke in front of the bench in the Stadium rink- that was the last we've seen of him.
DeRosa 10 game consecutive losing streak in the "play to 5" game
Gumby has been located- he fell asleep in the bottom of the dumpster in the WOI parking lot and was buried beneath construction debris. Since no one can recall the last time it was emptied, a foresnic study incorrectly determined that the body was there for 30 years based on DNA and half-life testing of the technologically obsolete equiment which mummified the remains....
Did he have resinated lungs? Last I saw him he was kinda stoned.
We finish our skate and settle down for a long winters night of eating. Suddenly we realize that we do not have a grill- then what to our wondering eyes should appear but the fat man and a portable coleman. He spoke not a word and went right to his work and devoured a double decker burger with sausage and finished with a belch.
The first ever skate- changing in the Shelton coaches room and tripping over drywall and conduit back in 2003. How many TWHAT's were there?
Mike B....what happened? We all sat around waiting for the top 10 on tday. Many went home saddened.
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