NEWSFLASH: 11/6/08 Bridgeport, CT 11:52 pm
Police were called to the Wonderland of Ice, located in Bridgeport, Connecticut last night to quell disgruntled fans of "The Dark Team" who were disappointed with a goal scored by veteran star Marc "Bubba" Scosta. Mr. Scosta apparently took the puck from the mouth of his goal after Dark scored to tie the game at 4-4, and rushed it down the other end before Dark was aware of the play, and all alone, threw the puck past Mike McNiff. McNiff claims the game had already ended at 4-4, as the other goalie had apparently stated "One more minute" a couple of minutes before the play.
"That toe rag Bellini had called one more minute!" spoke out a disappointed McNiff. " And by the time Bubba scored, that minute was long gone."
Others didnt seem so concerned.
"Is the BBQ working?" was all Ray Esposito would say to us in the interviews.
"Mmmmm....cheese and bacon burgers" Exclaimed John Andros.
"I durstin fur de boordingle" stated an obviously hungry Vesa/Carl.
Police arrested several fans who were outside the packed arena, attempting to over turn Scosta's car as he sped out of the parking lot, not willing to talk to reporters or teammates. The others arrested were in altercations between Dark and White fans. Those fans will be arraigned in Superior Court today.
But what do other fans think? Participate in the poll below and let your voice be heard.
7 comments:
That would be one minute left in REGULATION. Stop patting each other on the back for a tying goal a four year old could have scored with the porous white defense. As slow as Bubba skates you could have caught him if you were in the locker room and he started at the red line - tell Mcniff to stop crying - he's causing pebbling of the ice in the Dark crease - "There will be no joy in Derosa-ville tonight " That may be a t-shirt in the making.
Team Record OTL Home Away Pts GF GA Last 10 Streak Win %
Nauti dolphin 2-3 - 2-3 0-0 4 31 27 2-3 Lost 2 .400
Outlaws 3-1 - 2-0 1-1 6 23 22 3-1 Won 2 .750
hmmm...... it looks like Cliff has a lower GAA than toe rag
EVERYBODY SHOOTS ON THURS NIGHT
TEAM WITH MOSTS GOALS WINS
Cool- I had to write "cootocka" to make this post-
Used in a sentence as: the cootocka shot the puck when nobody was ready
I nominate chris as 3rd white shooter. Even tho this doesn't matter because white already won. It's in the books.
Not in the books until it is blogged :-P
As of right now, the liberal media (me) is saying it is a tie, until a shootout or a fist fight...whichever occurs first.
On with the shootout tonight!
Oh and ps...the shootout WILL be videotaped.
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