Thursday, November 20, 2008

Ode to the guy who drives the Zamboni

Tj. Our illustrious cleaner of ice, and occasional backup goalie. Known to be the boy toy of Linda after hours, and caretaker of her pussy (cats). I have written a short poem.

Tj's the guy who cleans the ice
rididng a zamboni sure loooks nice
from Linda's hair he pulls the lice
around the rink he kills the mice.

Putting down hot water each night
around and around the rink is his flight
he knows what to do and does it right
so a bunch of old drunks can skate tonight.

Thank you TJ, for cleaning so well
working for Furgie has got to be hell
as a backup goalie you sure are swell
when Bellini doesnt show we cant even tell.

So this ode is for you my zamboni friend
cutting and scraping from one end to end
around the corner and into the bend
our ice it is that you so well mend.



7 comments:

Bubba18 said...

Very well written Longfellow

Phuckhead said...

Are you hitting on me?

Phuckhead said...

We can spell "is", so we got that going for us I guess.

Anonymous said...

NOBODY calls the TWAHT's "homos"....

"you just made the list buddy"- the first Thanksgiving beer goes to the person that can guess the movie that's from

Phuckhead said...

Stripes :-)

Anonymous said...

"Define the word 'is'" And no, I did not have sex with that woman.

Kimberly said...

I didn't know you were such a poet.