My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.
Monday, December 22, 2008
Happy Holidays to all the TWAHTS
Happy Holidays!
The next skate is January 9th, so get the new gear all rubbed in before then.
Some New Year's thoughts for my fellow TWAHTS: If you had purchased $1,000 of:
AIG stock one year ago, you would have $42 left.
With Lehman, you would have $6.60 left.
With Fannie or Freddie, you would have less than $5 left.
But if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have had $214.
Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. It's called the 401-Keg.....
Phuckhead must have gotten Risk for the Playstation 3 for Christmas because there have been no updates for awhile. He's not even been on the ice in a month. We gave him another loss for this week anyway.
4 comments:
Hope Santa was good to you. :o)
Some New Year's thoughts for my fellow TWAHTS:
If you had purchased $1,000 of:
AIG stock one year ago, you would have $42 left.
With Lehman, you would have $6.60 left.
With Fannie or Freddie, you would have less than $5 left.
But if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago,
drank all of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND,
you would have had $214.
Based on the above, the best current investment advice
is to drink heavily and recycle.
It's called the 401-Keg.....
Hi Kim,
Santa was great, thanks! And you?
Uncle Phil,
Best advice ever on a blog.
Phuckhead must have gotten Risk for the Playstation 3 for Christmas because there have been no updates for awhile. He's not even been on the ice in a month. We gave him another loss for this week anyway.
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