SO, what shall we do with those who say they will show up and do not? Verbal abuse them until they cry? Forcing them to orally pleasure Linda? Have to hold hands with John Ferguson walking through the mall?
How about just posting their names up, immortalized for all time as no good, lousy, un-trustworthy son-of-a-bitch donkey f-ers?!
While we will not post the names from last night here and now, BEWARE! Those who in the future state their attendance as being at the rink and do not show will be persecuted to the full extent of TWAHT bylaws and admonition.
Which means, you will be banging a donkey.
So you better show up. You have been warned.
