Thursday Wonderland Adult Hockey Team
My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.
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Friday, May 26, 2017
Memorial Day Weekend BBQ
It has been a very long time since we fired up a grill and gobbled down left over pig and cow "meat", better known as hot dogs. The rain was pouring down, but we made the best of it under the overhang of the roof. We had some corn moonshine, various beers, some yummy desserts in the form of brownies and cookies, cigars and great company.
Thanks to everyone who brought food, drinks and the grill!
Matt brought cookies and brownies...tell your wife Thanks!
The line up....
What is this stuff?
Oh! Moonshine! Just like they make in Finland?
Celebrating a victory for the good guys.
Worst selfie ever.
Johnny grillin'
and grillin....
The group shot. Misfits galore
Max's turn....
And the Jaegermeister! My favorite. Ray you are up!
Friday, April 28, 2017
Wall of Shame
SO, what shall we do with those who say they will show up and do not? Verbal abuse them until they cry? Forcing them to orally pleasure Linda? Have to hold hands with John Ferguson walking through the mall?
How about just posting their names up, immortalized for all time as no good, lousy, un-trustworthy son-of-a-bitch donkey f-ers?!
While we will not post the names from last night here and now, BEWARE! Those who in the future state their attendance as being at the rink and do not show will be persecuted to the full extent of TWAHT bylaws and admonition.
Which means, you will be banging a donkey.
So you better show up. You have been warned.
SO, what shall we do with those who say they will show up and do not? Verbal abuse them until they cry? Forcing them to orally pleasure Linda? Have to hold hands with John Ferguson walking through the mall?
How about just posting their names up, immortalized for all time as no good, lousy, un-trustworthy son-of-a-bitch donkey f-ers?!
While we will not post the names from last night here and now, BEWARE! Those who in the future state their attendance as being at the rink and do not show will be persecuted to the full extent of TWAHT bylaws and admonition.
Which means, you will be banging a donkey.
So you better show up. You have been warned.
Friday, November 25, 2016
Thanksgiving game and after party 2016
Another year in the books, with the blue team winning 6-3 in a hard fought game with great goaltending and lots of action. Great to see everyone! Thanks to Bill Weber for the overall ability to play, John Andros for organizing it, and Ray Esposito for the turducken meal and Bill DeRosa for the fruit and cheese platter thing. As well, Tim Stevenson for bringing the corn hole game.
Great to see everyone! Back to regular skating next week.
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